Conversations with Jeff-2005
Sorry to all of you bored readers. I realize I mostly post one act plays, but I guess that is just my style. :) I went over to Jeff's house tonight to realize he truly is the nicest friend and I am really just kind of a brat to Jeff. I never mean to do this, but things just come out of my mouth and they may sound kind of rude. Our interactions really make me laugh, however, and thank you Jeff for putting up with so much. Jeff can you vouch that these conversations are completely accurate? Feel free to add anything not too humiliating.
Scene 1: January 2005--ran into Jeff at Lowe's
Jeff: Hey, Sarah, how was your Christmas break? What did you do? I've missed you."
Sarah: Sorry, Jeff...I really don't have time or energy to talk right now...can I just call you in a few days?
Scene 2: March 2005--intersection at College and Metcalf
I am driving and see an incoming call on my cell phone from Jeff. I dramatically "send him to voicemail" and within thirty seconds hear him honking his horn in the car next to me while listening to the following voicemail..."real cool Sarah...I just saw you pick up your phone, make a face, and send me to voicemail"
Scene 3: October 2005--phone conversation
Sarah: Jeff, let's get the McClains a present...you buy them dinner and I'll get them movie tickets.
Jeff: Perfect...this shows the normal rule in our friendship. 80/20...I give 80 and you give...well...20."
Scene 4: July 2005--phone conversation
Jeff: I know what will cheer you up! I'll drive you down to see the Eddy's this weekend.
Sarah: I already am...seeing the Eddy's. I mean...you could come...I guess.
Scene 5: January 2006--Watching "What Not to Wear"
Sarah: That's the jacket (on TV) that I really wanted from Banana Republic!!
Jeff: Why did you not buy it? I am getting it for you.
Sarah: Jeff! You are so nice why are you doing that. You don't need to do that. Make sure you get the right size by the way."
Scene 6: January 2006--at Jeff's house while getting my new jacket
Sarah: You are so nice. You just name the day and I am going to make your old favorite chicken dinner.
Jeff: What about tomorrow night?
Sarah: That's not going to work for me...probably not next week either.
Suprisingly this is year ten in the friendship. Here's to another fabulous year Jeff!
Scene 1: January 2005--ran into Jeff at Lowe's
Jeff: Hey, Sarah, how was your Christmas break? What did you do? I've missed you."
Sarah: Sorry, Jeff...I really don't have time or energy to talk right now...can I just call you in a few days?
Scene 2: March 2005--intersection at College and Metcalf
I am driving and see an incoming call on my cell phone from Jeff. I dramatically "send him to voicemail" and within thirty seconds hear him honking his horn in the car next to me while listening to the following voicemail..."real cool Sarah...I just saw you pick up your phone, make a face, and send me to voicemail"
Scene 3: October 2005--phone conversation
Sarah: Jeff, let's get the McClains a present...you buy them dinner and I'll get them movie tickets.
Jeff: Perfect...this shows the normal rule in our friendship. 80/20...I give 80 and you give...well...20."
Scene 4: July 2005--phone conversation
Jeff: I know what will cheer you up! I'll drive you down to see the Eddy's this weekend.
Sarah: I already am...seeing the Eddy's. I mean...you could come...I guess.
Scene 5: January 2006--Watching "What Not to Wear"
Sarah: That's the jacket (on TV) that I really wanted from Banana Republic!!
Jeff: Why did you not buy it? I am getting it for you.
Sarah: Jeff! You are so nice why are you doing that. You don't need to do that. Make sure you get the right size by the way."
Scene 6: January 2006--at Jeff's house while getting my new jacket
Sarah: You are so nice. You just name the day and I am going to make your old favorite chicken dinner.
Jeff: What about tomorrow night?
Sarah: That's not going to work for me...probably not next week either.
Suprisingly this is year ten in the friendship. Here's to another fabulous year Jeff!
posted by drivel at 11:26 PM
12 Comments:
that jeff...so sweet and nice. sarah, why you gotta be a brat all the time? brat, brat, brat...
"boob shot, honk the horn!'
you failed to mention that you said “don’t forget to get the right size” 4x’s while i struggled to get donna’s computer working to place the order. as if I didn’t hear you before, you threw in an extra “make sure to get the right size” as I walked out the door to order it from home …at 1 a.m. your grateful heart is inspiring. i forgive you and am on the edge of my seat for what you'll do in ’06. (hopefully more boob shots and quiet times.) TYOTD.
Thank you Donna. Just for clarification...I am not the one that said that.
TYOTD doesn't stand for "The Year of the Dragon" does it? If so, really cool abbreviation and why the hell do you know that? If not, nevermind.
Sarah, two things. Did you know we just posted a comment at the same exact time - and TYOTD stands for 'The Year of the Dogg'. C'mon.
So, Sarah flahed Jeff a boob in her car?? That's what I'm reading here. Wow.
I really wish the words "boob shot" had never been said because look where we are now. Thanks Jeff. :) I am unable to clarify any more because I am not the one that said it.
i love this and can picture your expressions as you say these things to each other. especially the look on jeff's face as you sent him to voicemail. don't be a brat to jeffer!
My comment from yesterday was deleted because it mentioned last names...but if you missed it - it was a wedding invite for these two fine people.
'conversations with david-2006'
hey, stick your hand out like this, so i can jab this pen through it.
"zzzzz......."
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