on stink.
Allow me to do you a favor. If you're unsure of what this is, chances are you've got some stank-ass breath. The 'tongue scraper' is a staple of my hygiene utility belt. You'll be shocked at the amount of crap this baby will squeegee off your tongue every morning. Go on, treat yourself to this $1.99 gadget...and open mouth kiss w/ confidence.
**Editor's note - After some thought and discussion, I've realized that some of you think you "get all that" w/ your toothbrush. I'm sorry you're a liar.
posted by drivel at 5:06 PM
5 Comments:
there is no way sarah posted this. c'mon, 'stink-ass' breath? nice one lardawg.
thats a toughie... sounds like larison, and i dont think sarah would blog about the tongue scraper unless it had a hose attachement to a hot water bottle. now we're talkin'...
I am so glad my friends know me. I would also not refer to "open mouth kissing" on my blog. I am glad Jeff would though. I hope that works out for ya Jeff.
sarah, tell us about the soap glove.
so...
i went to the store today and got one...no joke. open mouth kissing here I come!!!
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