DO NOT EAT THIS.
it would probably be best if you just put this right in the toilet and took out the middleman.
(happy birthday, sarah)
(happy birthday, sarah)
posted by drivel at 12:04 PM
Through prayer Jeff and Sarah were led to start this blog. "Drivel" is Jeff's favorite word and accurately describes the meaninglessness you will read here. "Lil' Bit" is the name of Jeff's grandma's dog so it just had to be included. At this point Jeff and Sarah do not feel called to start a relationship but if anything happens and Sarah becomes attracted to Jeff you will hear about it on this blog first. We hope this blog is used significantly in all of the lives of our readers.
posted by drivel at 12:04 PM
5 Comments:
Why do all of your posts have to do with food? :) The birthday message from "Tyrone" on my voicemail is one of the most frightening things I've listened to. I loved it.
it is surprising to me that this made you feel sick. it seems so healthy. weird.
it came to conquer hunger? forget scenes from War of the Worlds about the destruction of humanity. Instead, just imagine alot of middle-aged midwestern's sitting on really small chairs outside on Sonic's patio with food dripping from their mouths onto the ground as the dogs lick it up....ooops, sorry - my dark side started creeping out. Could be a cool painting though.
oh jeff... why did you bother trying?? gross gross gross. the picture is enough to send me to the toilet...
i would imagine that a picture of the toilet after you ate one of these wouldnt look that much different? jeff, ever heard of "GOOD FOOD"? like blue koi or cupinis? just as inexpensive and soooo good. alllright!
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