the year of the rabbit.

"No telling who'll laugh louder—the kids or the grown-ups—when his egg pops open and a baby chick starts singing along. But one thing's for certain. This boppin' bunny will be the life of your party."

Let me help clarify what is certain.

#1)Every full grown adult that comes to the cash register at Hallmark pushes the button and the bunny and chick sings "Rockin' Robin" together.

#2)Every child that has seen this dynamic duo is completely afraid.

#3)The ratio of number of times I have heard this song to the number of times I have had to come up with some fake response like "isn't that so cute" or "I love when the chick sings" or "isn't that a great deal with the purchase of three cards?" is 1:1.

#4)The next time someone comes in two minutes before closing time, stays and shops for fifteen minutes after closing time, and than presses the button to make the bunny rock out while I ring up the sale...I am going to rip the chick from the comfort of his egg and throw it at the adult that has no business purchasing a singing stuffed animal anyway. Is that rude?

for clark.

i like 'at hat.

The Year of the Live Action Figure

Our four-year-old friend Eliot discovered the "Brett Action Figure" this past holiday season. The resemblance is striking. I don't believe Brett has graced us with a comment. Now would be an appropriate time, Brett.





I was looking through some old college pictures of Jeff. I like to call this the "Jeff Ruxpin action figure." If you put a tape in him he sings "Lonely One".



Aren't you glad you tutored me in the "add a picture" function on blogger, Jeff? TYOTMF'inD is right. You look great.

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